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On the Eve of 9ja Independence Day, Clueless Ole drew 1-1 with Tactless Emery in a Match Flawed with Errors and Mediocrity


As reported, Jim Beglin said " we watching mediocrity tonight" and Peter Drury " yes, they are certainly not top 2". Gone are those days when the prematch heated expectations were met with fiery encounters between both teams. Now, they are empty shells of their old selves like a 59 year old Nigeria still fighting teething problems.
After some close calls and market place efforts, McTominay commandeered a rare brilliance by putting a shot where no eagle could stop. #Xhaka-doom dropped his head and it flew by. For Arsenal, it was a better Saka, young and unbelievably confident that set up Aubameyang. Auba, as usual, slotted home. And it ended that 1-1.
Both teams' playwork were poor, players were poor, officiating also poor, but only VAR stood brilliant. 
Emery was tactless, unbecoming, and undoing himself. You need to understand the problem before solving it. Nigeria doesn't and Emery doesn't either, yet they both expect developments and points respectively.
Ole got the DNAs but couldn't continue the lineage feats. Now Lukaku and Sanchez gone, Old trafford is only receding. Like in Nigeria, where APC and PDP ascent and descent guarantee no improvement but recession. 
We are all poor, if we can't understand our inhibitions as everyone can trade grammars but few can act the talk. Everyone can kick ball like Pepe but few can score accurately.
See ya soon.
Happy independence and remember a single year can make great the past 59 years. Join the movement of lets-make-Nigeria-Great rather than verbose complainants.
---toonday 

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