Crystal Reality as Arsenal Lost a Palatial Two-goal Lead to draw with Crystal Palace Amidst Xhaka's Drama and VAR Politics

Emery started well. 2 early goals before 10 mins from Sokratis and Luis respectively was a fortunate start he wouldn't have envisaged.

But the lead got squandered and tireless Crystal Palace equalised with a palatial relish.

Pepe couldn't transfer his midweek exploits to the game. He couldn't net a similar freekick. Guendouzi was immense.

Emery subbed Xhaka for Saka. Little difference, I dare say. Xhaka threw tantrums, the captaincy band and his shirts to the ground because he was jeered. Guess his departure is gonna be mutual consent. Fans tired and he is also tired.

A god said, just like the hash tag, #ArsCry. They did as they bottled a fortuitous lead. Another god said that VAR was Video Assisting Robbery. For VAR, all nah politics. Machines cannot weigh intentions but could only see a fall , an obstruction or a gesture.

Emery tactics aint winning. Arsenal need to rejig or else the Red Devil will soon catch 'em.

---toonday

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