Matip and Sallah Put the Gonners to blade as Liverpool's Superiority over Arsenal continues this season

The difference between this Liverpool and Arsenal was simply that between a turgid and flaccid manhood, both blessed with the opportunities but where the former strikes the latter would always go limp with excuses.

The first forty minutes went by without a goal despite ample opportunities created. Liverpool soaked Arsenal with breathless pressure. At the 41st minute, it was magic Matip header that got the first goal. Leno couldn't flick it. Liverpool couldn't increase the tally in the first half.

The second-half-seeking of a possible equaliser got Arsenal conceding more goals. A foul on Sallah by David Luiz set up the second goal penalty. It was the same David that left Sallah to skid past freely for the third goal. Sallah slotted past helpless Leno.

Everything crumbled for the gonners as confusion got them mishandling ordinary possession.

Luis must be a Chelsea spy sent to crash the Emirates just as Man UTD Silvestre did for Arsenal against Drogba: Some past replaying in the presence.

Finally it was Torreira that got a consolation goal for the gunners.

A woeful outing for the pathetic gonners.

---toonday

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