Manchester United must be a Muslim as they Slaughtered Chelsea like a Sallah Ram: 4-0 with each goal for a limb and Arsenal also Survived Newcastle Scare with 1-0 scoreline

Chelsea was at first lively and full of confident excitement like a rambunctious ram. But Manchester United like a calculated Muslim fully cognizant of the ram's compulsory death calmly dealt with the Chelsea's initial hoopla ( gragra) and Rashford fell against Zouma impatient tackle and converted the resulting penalty.

The game then changed to favour united. Lampard substitute killed their chase for equalizer as Giroud impact couldn't be felt. Martial and Rashford scored in quick succession to compound Chelsea's woes and James the speedster capped it on his EPL cap. Maguire is the solidity Man Utd needed. Bissaka is calmly intelligent. #OleOnTheWheel

On another turf, Arsenal survived a scare as Newcastle refused to let points cheaply but Aubameyang converted coolly to put Arsenal ahead. Pepe came on and Ceballos also but nothing of their brilliance was seen.

Next week be soon here.

--toonday

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