Liverpool Laundered Chelsea 2-0

Lampard's League of Assassins became the victim and were turned into whiff when they met King Klopp's Coven of Wizards. Mane mane-handled them, scoring a brace. Klopp's magic wand turned Timo Werner to Timo Waster. Havertz became Harvard without a degree. Kante could not count any goal. Kepa also was no keeper. Chelsea became ChelShit: as all turned messy.

The game actually started as if Chelsea would be in control for a longer time. Werner squandered two good chances, though his movements were always threatening.

But the real story unveiled after 40+ minutes into the game. Mane got Christensen to foul him. Red card for CB.

The game became only Liverpool's. Magic Mane later got the first goal and also the second which was gifted by Kepa unkempt pass. Jorginho kept jogging but not creating. Zouma tried his best and Tomori as sub was not timorous but the scoreline wasnt palatable.

Lampard has a lot to fix. But he has another league of portent assassins to join. Maybe Ziyech will be immune to EPL magicians. Time will tell.

--toonday

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