Talisman Jorginho Defied RedCard and ARTsenal Newfound Brilliance to Reclaim points for Lampard

It was fairytale start for Gunners. 90% accurate passes for the first 30 mins. And a goal against Almighty Lampard. It was so unexpected and un-Arsenal that fans gotta check what color of jersey Arsenal wore. The first half was like Arteta has swapped destiny with Chelsea. The blues were untidy, lost and looked over-assorted.

The first goal was a fallout of a corner kick which Aubameyang stole off Emerson. Lampard didn't forgive the sleeping defender; he subbed him in the first half. Lacazette was full of misses as usual. But every other Gunners were economical and calm like it was a Guardiola era.

Alas, Lampard brought in the talisman Jorginho to reverse destiny. He undid the ARTsenal (a wedding of Arteta with Arsenal) fairytale. The voodoo man hoodwinked the referee to forgo a second-yellow cardable offense. He charmed Leno to out-fly a cross-in, which he tapped in effortlessly. Equaliser at 83 mins. Tammy the clumsy one at 87 mins plucked Mustafi away to roll another into the net. The goal was Drogba-esque with the grass-sliding jubilation.

Thus, the ARTsenal euphoria ended. Deepsighted fans would see something special in the kinda Arteta play but that could only be cemented with a win.

#ARTsenal

--toonday

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