Tomori Thundered, Tammy Tamed the Ferocious Wolves while Mount Murdered any Hope for a Point in Molineux

From the Academy to the world, Chelsea's ban this season already looking like a blessing as those unappreciated stones at home were proving to be gems of immeasurable worth. Chelsea's goals this season came from all the young players. Buoyed by, do not forget, the Lampard Effect.

Tomori first thundered a screaming shot into the net to scare the stubborn Wolves.

Then like a Thanos, Tammy Abraham completed his "Tammy-trick" ( his is not the general hat trick with a consolation gift for the opponents ) in a spate of 21 minutes. The amazing ease at which he scored from both his legs and head was stupendous. Fans loved it. And some gods whisper " Tammy, remove that mask. We know it's Drogba".

Even Tammy got an own goal for the bewildered Wolves. And another quick addition by the Wolves to make 2-4. Hope arisen at Molineux?

Ever steadfast and hardworking, general-in-the-making Mason Mount muttered "no!" and murdered the seeming hope in Molineux with a sexy slimy finish. Fans had gone from hating Abraham to calling him their first father, their first saviour...the reason of their being.

What surprise would the season hold again?

When it unfolds, we follow.

----toonday

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