Manchester United Mauled 2-0 at Anfield by Legendary Klopp

Klopp would make you feel like you almost did it before he annihilated you. The legend has amassed 91 points out of the available 93 of last games. Red Devil couldn't stop the current of emotion flowing in Anfield.

At the start of the game, Liverpool like a veteran husband doesnt need much poking before conquering his mistress...sorry Manchester United. Klopp guys, shaming detractors, scored early through the world best defender, Van Dijk. Aftermath, two offside goals ruled out for Liverpool. Mane also through on a goal but De Gea's leg shot like a guitar hand to thwart the attempt. Perreira missing chances like its a taboo to score. First half ended with the Red Devil missing Rashford.

Second half with Liverpool scaring Man UtD as Sallah missed a close tap in, Henderson hit woodwork, Mane wide-shot. But Man UTD survived. A clear message that the Red Devil couldnt stop Klopp. Martial took it a notch higher, did some footwork but his angry shot missed wildly.

When it was all like Red devil was gonna get an equaliser. At the dot of the final minute, Mo Sallah waltzed in and scored a sublime second. Liverpool is a pool full of liver no fear could bring them down nor fever. Allison assisted and Sallah sent Wan Bissaka back to Palace, some God whispered.

-toonday

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